Thursday, August 14, 2003

Who's your Daddy

You've painted the nursery, reserved the hospital room, and even accepted some hand-me-down baby clothes from your mother. The big day comes and everyone's gushing, "oh, he's got his mother's eyes, and her smile as well!", but all you can think is, "where'd that nose come from??"

Fret no longer. Head straight to "www.geneticassays.com/paternity.htm" and for just over two hundred bucks, you can figure out who the daddy really is.

Options, options, options.
1. Notarized (court admissible) package starts at $495.00 USD
2."Peace of mind package" (At home Paternity Test Kit) starts at $245.00 USD

Want to fight it out in court, depositions and expert witness testimony start at $195.00 USD/hour (plus expenses).

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