Free Beer

Not here, I mean this is after all an address in the cyber néant, and even if my prose may give it a certain je ne sais quoi sense of presence, I don't see beer oozing out of your keyboards and seeping through your fingers any time soon. At least not because of me. And no, this isn't in these here United States of America, nor even over yonder in Canada. Alas, most all of North America is a tad too puritanical to give away booze. No, you must make your way to Germany, and go see Bayern Munich play, and then cheer agains them till they lose. As reported on the Guardian Online today, Bitburger, a german brewery based in Munich, has promised to give away 10,000 L of beer to the supporters of the first team to beat Bayern. Bayern has won each of their last 15 games, six this season plus the nine ending last season. So who wants to go watch some football in Germany?